Bullies aren't welcome in my fairytale
If taxes could be paid in donuts, then all of life's problems would be solved, and tax collectors would be very fat.
People never stand up for themselves, but they stand up for others. Funny how that works.
You really think I care if it's illegal or not? Bro, you just hurt my best friend. I'm gonna do a lot more than breaking your face.
Yeah I know I'm not perfect. So what? Neither are you! So shut up about me and fix your problems before you bother me about mine!
Dude, back off. If I wanted you to tell me everything wrong with my life, I would've asked.
Someone once asked me, "If you could solve a